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14 posts on this thread and the last post was on April 18th, 2007 10:49 PM

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vonzo - April 18th, 2007 5:03 PM

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I seem to be a shining beacon for embarrassing situations to appear! We've had some cracking weather up here lately so i thought to myself, time to give the old legs a dusting and get rid off the cobwebbs, they havent had an airing since the year 1583. So today i wore a skirt - and if you know me, you know this is unheard of - and let me tell you...this will be the LAST time EVER i wear one in my life. I couldn't get in or out of my car without having my knickers on show (luckily noone was around to see it), I forgot how to go to the loo with one on, at one point i actually took it off! Then to make matters worse i get out of the car to go and check on dd in the back seat in the car park of a VERY busy supermarket to have a gust of wind catch me unaware flashing my whole undercarriage and left over baby pooch flab (stretchmarks and all) to the world and his wife. I could have DIED! Now normally that would have been far more than enough embarrassment for the day but NOOOOOOO the evil cosmos and all of its power decided to lay it on a bit more... in my hurry to get back into the car after flashing my scabby knickers to the whole world i slammed the door on my leg!! I must have sounded like a constipated banshee when crying in pain because a little old man came over and asked if i was ok, then said....don't worry my wife always had "time of the month" pants too, she just didn't like to show them to everyone!!!!!!! I'M NOT EVEN ON MY PERIOD (and i thought i had nicce pants on) !!! I didnt know wether to laugh or cry. In retrospect though i should have said i was practising for an audition playing the role of marilyn munro as a 21st cetury single mum feminist!!!

Emily - April 18th, 2007 5:07 PM

a constipated banshee ???? ROTFL! I knew this post would totally make me laugh!

flower.momma - April 18th, 2007 5:08 PM

Oh man. That sucks, I'm sorry. I think I would have decked that little old man though. What a shit!

CyndiG - April 18th, 2007 5:11 PM

I LOVE LOVE LOVE to read your posts!! You should really write books!! I would definately buy one! ROFL!!!!!!

rl- - April 18th, 2007 5:12 PM

I am sorry for your luck girlfriend but I have to say you have a very nice sense of humor ( :

piratesmermaid - April 18th, 2007 5:18 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I absolutely LOVE your sense of humor, I agree w/ CyndiG, write books, we'll buy'em in a heartbeat! :)

DB - April 18th, 2007 5:32 PM

OMG, you made me laugh, so hard!!! At least you have a good story!

venus_in_scorpio - April 18th, 2007 5:51 PM

good lord -- you are too funny - happened to me once too except it was at work when i was 19 i was out smoking and a gust of wind came and grabbed my wraparound and i was wearing a pink thong with a picture of a cartoon cat on it... . not so good... i was too embarrassed to even try to escape the situation - like to the point where you just smile and wave at people who are pointing at you and laughing... haha...

LisaB - April 18th, 2007 6:03 PM

you are so stinkin funny- love reading your posts. Thanks!!

kvilendrer - April 18th, 2007 6:28 PM

You poor thing!! What a day you have had. I can't believe that guy said that to you!!! How embarassing!!

LollyM - April 18th, 2007 6:43 PM

lol, sorry to laugh, that really sucks, but you'll be laughing soon too, I swear! hehe

djh - April 18th, 2007 7:10 PM

That's hilarious, I wonder what people would have thought if you had said with mock indignation "Where are the Paparazzi, they usually kill for shots of me like this!"

Rhiannon - April 18th, 2007 7:26 PM

Aww. Poor you. If it makes you feel better when I was pregnant, I was wearing a skirt that had a really loose elastic. I worked downtown Toronto and I had about a 15 minute walk from the subway station. When I got to the school I worked at one of my students said in really broken English "Ahhhhh, teacher. You have....Ummmmm.....Your skirt" When I looked down I saw that my ass had been hanging out the entire walk to school. (And unlike you, I didn't have nice underpants on)

Gavinsmom - April 18th, 2007 7:57 PM

Hahahaha!!! I needed a good laugh today! I bet he was just wishing you had a thong on instead! :)

Connor AND Isaacs Mom - April 18th, 2007 10:49 PM

LMAO! (not AT you... your post was HILARIOUS!.. i LOL at the 'constipated banshee' part!)... i have bad luck when it comes to skirts too =/ .. so, i stick with pants =)

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