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my almost three year old was sitting on my lap the other day, then started playing with my boobs. Pushing on them, rubbing them, trying to stare at them, so then I finally after trying not to laugh said "Dante, what are you doing?" Dante looked at me with a big smile on his face and said "Mommy, they are SOOO CUTE!!!!!"

My son's daycare teacher has 3 daughters so I guess they are on the phone a lot after school. My 23 mo.son runs for the phone when it rings and if he gets it first, he picks it up, says "Yeeeah?" really nasally and then immediately says "Bye" and drops it on the floor. Also, when he wants us to put on Teletubbies he finds the remote, puts it in our hand and says "Uh Oh". He also stands on his head on the lazyboy chair and will watch Teletubbies that way for a minute.

OM Gosh Durante! That is hilarious. I don't know how you kept your composure! Good job.

Bridget, aren't they so smart at such a young age? I can really relate to the teletubbies. What a silly show, but dd loves it! How fun!

Thanks for sharing!

My 15 month old learned to undress herself yesterday - so tonight she was standing there, pulling down her pants, pulling up her pants, pulling down her pants, pulling up her pants - ... at the same time my dh was saying, "pants up, pants down...." and she was giggling. Too cute :)

Whenever I clean my face with cold cream, my 20 month old ds also wants cotton and even dips it in the cold cream and cleans his face with it. Also, when we are about to leave, he goes straight to the TV and turns it off, same when we get home, he turns it on because we always do that.

My 3 year old was holding my comb so I told him to brush his hair. He got really anal and said I CAN'T brush my hair. I said again, bubby, you have the comb, just brush your hair and again he screeched I CAN'T BRUSH MY HAIR NOW! So I said why not...He got a very serious look on his face and held out the comb and said "Cause this is a COMB, mommy." :oD

My 17 monthold is getting interested in the potty and follows u s in almos every time. Whe he follows my hubby in, he says" pee pee potty" and tries to grab my hubby's urine stream. This of course makes my hubby do the duck and dodge while trying to not get the urine on the floor. It is so funny I almost pee myself!

my 20 months old baby girl would come to me after dressing up before going out and would tell me "mama, i want kup" (kup=makeup) i dont know where she learned that but she's so in love with make up!!! i would laugh at her and she really gets frustrated that she wants to put on makeup and puts her finger on her lips showing me where she wants me to put makeup on!! also, when im doing my eye brows, she takes another tweezers and would give them to me and say (mama, taleen eye like mama) and i would just laugh at her cuteness :) she's a cute young lady already lol :p

I love these stories, it amazes me how smart they are! Thanks so much for sharing!!!! It's fun hearing what toddlers create for themselves to make such great stories.

That is so funny Fatima! My son Ethan (2yrs) does the same thing. Every time we come home he tries to find the remote to turn the TV on or he will go to the TV to push the on button because, thats what we do when we get home. I dont like having the TV off, even if we are not watching it, need that background noise I guess. Also, when I wash my face he wants water too, to wash his face. When he sees me put blush on then he grabs the blush brush and brushes his face. He is so monkey see monkey do at this age with everything my DH and I do. Daddy has a hat on, so he finds a hat and puts in on until daddy takes his off. Im loading the dishwasher so he goes and finds his sippy cups and tries to load them too. Its so funny...

My 3 year old dd has recently discovered that girls have "short bottoms" and boys have "long bottoms" so the other day she went up to my mum, touched her bottom and said "click - I've given you a long bottom, now you're a boy!!!"

My 3 year old is getting to know the difference between boys and girls. He knows that he has a "pee pee" and asked me the other day while he was in the bathroom if I had a "pee pee". I said "No, Mommy is a girl and girls don't have them". He said " Do you have to go buy one!!!" It was soo funny...but he thought he was being serious....

my 18 month old learned how to put something in the trash can! Now, whenever I can't find something I check the kitchen and bathroom trash cans and sure enough I'm always laughing at what he throws away! I've found my shoes, utensils, remote control, sippy cups, toys, toothbrushes! You name it, he throws it away, LOLOL !