Delivery Predictions Funny

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tritty - January 21

Hey ladies! I ran across this link on another forum and thought it\\\'d be fun if we did this and shared the results. It\\\'s supposed to predict what the birth of your baby will be like. the link is : (use h t t p NOT w w w for this link) pregnancyandbaby.sheknows.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-1.php anyhow, here\\\'s my results: The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and a little patch of blonde hair. i\\\'m laughing my head off..... 15 pounds and only 17 inches. i\\\'ll be giving birth to a mini sumo wrestler! lol!

 

Quigs227 - January 25

Here's mine! I do have a girl right now. That's crazy, I've never seen that before! The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 30 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and some brown hair.

 

angelmarkie - January 25

Hi girls. I am on the May Board, but I am nosy and peek on the other boards :) Anyway, did the prediction test and here it is: The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have medium green eyes and some blonde hair. It is actually pretty believable except for the 16 inches part! She tends to predict really short babies I guess! Thanks for the test...it was fun; I'm hoping for a boy as I have two girls, but won't know until baby makes his/her debut!

 

first-timer - January 26

Considering my son was only 7lbs 5oz and a 28 hour active labour...they better give me lots and lots of drugs for this 13 pounder in 5 hours....LOL The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and barely there brown hair.

 

c2beaudoin - January 29

Haha omg... Mine is hilarious, it makes sense though, right now I am 12 weeks and everyone keeps telling me I'm showing alot for being only 3 months so if I have a big baby I wouldn't be surprised haha. Also, I have dark eyes and hair which are dominant traits (my husband has dirty blond hair and green eyes). Not really looking forward to the 44 hour labour haha, I will be pooped by the time this little guy comes out! The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 44 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some brown hair.

 

tritty - January 30

haha! these stories are great. i always get a good laugh! celine, that's too funny. i was beginning to think it told everyone they were having a girl and then... voila... it says you're having a boy. and too funny about the hair and eyes too! it'll be great to compare to what really happens!

 

dreamy2433 - February 25

lmao:)

 

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