Not A Question Just A Joke My Mom Sent About Me

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jen327 - February 13

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the c__p out of you. 2. Men are like. .....Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ... Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little w hile. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .....Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

jen327 - February 13

About MEN

 

mamaof3 - February 13

LOL.. Number 4 and 13 are the bast.

 

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