Some Light Humor Please Ignore If You Are Offended Easily

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Faye84 - November 30

I, the p___s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear p___s, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65. 9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management

 

Faye84 - November 30

Got that from cafemom.com thought i would share it here. Please dont take offense, not trying to make anyone mad!

 

HeatherIsHopeful - November 30

I've heard that before.. it never gots old... lol

 

ShoppingForTwo - November 30

Hahaha I love it!

 

Jessicab3 - November 30

Oh my god! That's hilarious!....I have to copy that one and send it around... HaHaHaHa

 

hioannidis - November 30

OMG!!! I love it! TOO FUNNY!!!!

 

fefer1 - November 30

too funny!

 

gabby509 - December 1

Too Funny, I read it to my fiance and he even thought it was hilarious!

 

softbreeze200 - December 2

That's fantastic!! Thanks for the humor!! It was needed!! :)

 

heatherjene - December 3

Good Stuff - LOL!!

 

Mommy2be - December 3

LOL...I laughed really hard and showed it to MY BF....He rolled his eyes and said "Women'

 

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