Had My Baby Woohoo 26 Lb

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Wild and Crazy - October 14

guess I was wrong on my due date-26lb baby Vanessa Shark was born beginning of the week .... is that a record or what ... no wonder I had that inner tube stuck on me for so long ! sheesh ! anyway I've already been out surfing with little Vanny in a front pouch and she just loves it , she giggles when those sharks come shooting out of the water at us ... it's so adorable .

 

TO Wild and Crazy - October 14

How could you have a 26 lb. baby? Better yet, how could you take her surfing a week later with sharks and not have authorities take her from you? Babies don't usually giggle at one week either! Are you going to be in the world records book? I think you're a liar about it all! Are you even a woman?

 

Lisa - October 14

To last poster...she's joking. She is just having fun. Lighten up.

 

Lisa - October 14

She can't help it, she's from Ontario. Hahahaha...

 

My God - October 14

WTF?! I hope you had a c section. Your a__s would explode trying to squeeze that out! You must weigh 80lbs now.

 

Wild and Crazy - October 14

yes I am a femme , sorry if I offended you . Lisa is correct I am joking- itzalong story ... anyway the authorities didn't take my baby away because it was fund raising event , people were so good to us after Katrina I thought it would be great to raise money for the people in Pakistan and besides everyone knows I love the exhileration of surfing with sharks . hey this may sound like a dumb question but has anyone noticed their hubbys thing seems so much smaller after having a baby lol ... this is my first.

 

BUM - October 15

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sherri - October 15

Hey, did you finally have your baby? jokes aside?

 

hi sherri - October 15

yes no c-section but I admitt it felt like 26lbs because she came before the epidural . Is there where I'm supposed to say WooHOO! I mean ouch !

 

Wild and Crazy - October 15

my best friend right now is witch hazel on gauze ... as my God said ' it feels like my behind exploded .

 

My God - October 15

Wild & Crazy, I am so happy for you...that you had the baby and that it was not really 29lbs. Keep us updt'd lil momma.

 

Lisa - October 15

Hey! Congrats to you! What name did you give her!!

 

Lisa - October 15

I just read the name above..missed it the first time! I love the name Vanessa...nice choice! How much did she really weigh and how long were you in labour?

 

Wild and Crazy - October 15

9'2 , she (Vanessa) was big anyway . it was a blurr but I think about 5 hours . do they always kick new moms out of the hospital so fast . from the time I left until I arrived home was 27 hrs later and I don't think it would have even been that long if it wasn't for a few st_tches . anyway can I stop being so serious now because my behind has that taken care of . Maybe we should steal the cigars from hubby and smoke them ourselves while making gutteral grunting laughs to each other ... ouch ouch ouch , sorry I have moments

 

Lisa - October 15

9'2....ouch! Thank god for drugs! 5 hours is fast..was she your first? They don't keep you in there at all anymore..move them in and ship them out!

 

Wild and Crazy - October 15

don't I know it ! the ride home was bumpy hubby laughed all the way home ... so did I but it was pain laughter ... Lisa not to be rude but I've tried so hard to bs you honestly. I thought you knew Vanessa was my first ?

 

Lisa - October 15

You know what...I have severe pregnancy brain this week. I can't remember a god d__n thing to save my soul... I'm pretty sure I did remember that, but this brain of me...work slow now. I hope it gets better.. :)

 

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