Idea For Heavenly How To Get Rid Of Mom

14 Replies
E - February 18

I think you should post an auction on eBay about your situation and I promise you, people will place bids to help you get rid of your mom. You are so funny and descriptive that I am positive you will generate quite the response from people. The only thing is that you have to offer something for purchase. I saw a woman offer the ugliest (doctored) photo of her cheating ex-husband who was taking her for every penny she had. People bid and recieved a poster with his photo which could be used as a dart board... The proceeds were used to get her house back. Just an idea.

 

Heavenly - February 18

Now there's a thought. Then again Ebay will probably shut down after they hear my story.

 

E - February 18

I think you should try it. Just make sure to follow their rules regarding charity auctions. I will bid. Take a photo of mom picking her nose and being gross, and offer it as a "buy-it-now" for $1.50. Paypal only. Trust me on this:)

 

PP - February 18

No actually a ghost was sold for 65000 dollars and the people sent the winner a cane that belonged to their grandfather. Ebay doesn't have rules against it that I can find.

 

E - February 18

True. I have a feedback rating of 1030 and have been using eBay for years. You can do it if you want to. Just follow all rules:)

 

Heavenly - February 18

Should I take the picture of the actual pick or the rolling of it after? If only they let you submit virtual videos. People would pay me out of pity.

 

E - February 18

Both, and you can post them on the auction site. I want you to do this so badly. I am going to laugh myself into labor if you do.

 

Heavenly - February 18

Or laugh yourself into a poop! Be careful E!!! You know if I look around I can prolly find a booger pic. Or one of her digging in her a__s.

 

Heavenly - February 18

E, did you read my post to you on the Horny as Hell thread?

 

E the secret pooper - February 18

I did:) I have been secretly pooping for years and only became comfy talking about it a year or two ago. Now we talk about poop almost every night.

 

Heavenly - February 18

Now that is hilarious! I do the same thing. I won't poop in public! I will hold it til it d__n near kills me. I will walk around with a turtle head poking out.

 

~m~ - February 18

Turtle Head????? OMG! Hilarious!

 

Heavenly - February 18

I was either running around like a chicken or all stationary with my legs crossed trying to keep it in. When I finally would go one little pebble felt lie a d__n canon ball.

 

KM - February 18

LOL E I did the same thing. I used tob e so shy about that stuff, now we always talk about poop! lol

 

E - February 21

what can i use 2 stop me from giving birth?

 

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