Let S Rename This Site Quot Jlorenzo Is Our God Quot

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Tina - April 1

I think we should rename this site JLorenzo is our God. Obviously (from all the posts) he is the most outstanding human being to ever walk this earth. I heard that his urine can actually cure cancer!!! All the rest of us peons should bow in his presence. His mear mention brings tears to my eyes!!

 

non non non - April 1

Il faut pas exxagerer quand meme !!!

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Tina, my urine cures Parkinson's disease, not cancer. Honestly I love to vent and get advice and you all provide so much of it. It is all valuable and welcomed. I was just happy you all didn't mind a guy giving his many thoughts?! And just think, in a few weeks, I won't be on here anymore. Will be too busy with a baby I suppose! So, I will be out of your hair in no time...

 

toes - April 1

Jlo, I was just thinking the same thing, after she gives bith it'd feel kinda odd to be visiting this site like I do. I lurked for abt 3 weeks b4 I felt a part of it enuff to make posts here. And I'm not gonna ask how many folks you peed on before you discovered the healing properties of urine, or the number of restraining orders you got from those unaffected (aside from getting a bit soggy).

 

!!!!!! - April 1

This was funny!!!!

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Is this the exclamation lady who gave me a hard time?!?! How are ya? Yeah toes, when my wife isn't pregnant anymore, I would feel kind of weird on here...other than to let everyone know how the delivery went. My probation officer and therapist both say I am fully recovered from my urination problems...

 

toes - April 1

Jlo, just outta curiosity, what part of the country do you live in?

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Toes, I am in Maryland. What about you bud?

 

toes - April 1

south west burbs of chicago. I forget, is this your first? The reason i ask is there really isn't anyone around here for me to shoot the bull with abt, as well as swap stories abt how cute my baby is. I have two daughters from my first marraige, but I didn't get involved with raising them when they were babies--working 70 hours a week took a toll, if I was home i was sleeping. I feel c___ppy abt it, and I'm gonna make sure I'm a much bigger part of this little girls life.

 

La Rae - April 1

That is an EXCELLENT idea! Glad you thought of it! Wow....what an epiphany for you to have! I am going to have to take a jaunt out to Maryland and get me some of those JLorenzo 'Golden Showers' - my gout has been acting up pretty bad lately....JLo, can your magical pee help me out with that?

 

toes - April 1

La Rae, lemme get this straight, yer entertaing the thought of asking a man to urinate on you in the hopes that it could relieve gout? lol

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Great idea toes! Always good to chat it up! Yes, our first. Congrats on the daughters! We are also having a girl. Will need to chat about that I am sure! La Rae...I will have to ask my wife about the urination thing. She may not be comfortable with that!

 

toes - April 1

Jlo, that'd be great. Yknow, there are TONS of sites for new moms, but very few for dads unless it's to help them "deal with" having kids. Anyways, it'd be great to chat with you. Both mine and my wife's computer are offline for awhile, getting the nursery put together and whatnot, so IMing is outta the picture. But emailing would work with no problem. My email is "[email protected], and for everyone who reads this, yes there's a reason for the sn--I have toes that I can literally wrap around a door knob and TURN, they're so long. In high school I used to RUN up the rope in gym cla__s, just take my socks off and let my toes grip the rope. My other daughters both inherited my toes, which I'm told they'll loathe me for when they get older. According to the ultrasounds, it's looking like this one is gonna have em too! hee hee

 

Missy - April 1

Toes - you are so evil!!!! I know my mom used to call me monkey toes when I was little and back then I thought it was cute but now.....yea, not so cute!! But it is better this one gets my toes than my boyfriends - monkey toes are cute compared to his flinstone feet!!

 

toes - April 1

heck, they're so prehensile, when my fingers (which are also incredibly long, I can reach 2 keys past a whole octave on a regular sized keyboard) get tired from ma__saging my wife's back and neck, after I clean them I just use my feet. Gotta get all that toe jam out.

 

Missy - April 1

Ohhhh s_xy!!! LOL - between you and JLo I don't know what us women did for laughs before you guys and what we are going to do when you are gone - how far along is your wife?

 

toes - April 1

Missy, my wife has just 7 weeks left. The foot ma__sage was kinda odd the first time, but she's gotten to the point where ANYTHING feels good if it's pressing on her.

 

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