Please Answer A Cerix Question From A Man

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JLorenzo - April 13

Because I have no cervix, what does it mean when the doctor says to my wife, "your cervix is shorter than last week."

 

L - April 13

it means she is getting closer to labor

 

JLorenzo - April 13

Oh! That is a little scary! Thanks L.

 

Milissa - April 13

The time is COMING!!!!!! ha I 'm so happy for you's..get as much sleep as you CAN!!!!

 

JLorenzo - April 13

Milissa, thanks! Sleep isn't something I am getting much of these days. Between my nerves and my wife sounding like an aircraft carrier for jets, I can't seem to get to sleep. I have been using earplugs because of my wife's snoring, but she seems to think it is a game and therefore increases the decibel level of her snores! Some game!

 

Milissa - April 13

O hon ' thats part of being pregnant, your membranes in your nose seem to think they are pregnant too.' hhaa hehe you poor man!! poor women..

 

tiffani - April 13

Hey, I have a cervix and have no clue. :o)

 

JLorenzo - April 13

Tiffani, I wanted to ask the doctor after she said that my wife's cervix is smaller if that meant we are giving birth to a Smurf?!?! But I didn't think that would be appropriate...

 

tiffani~edd 11/07/05 - April 13

Funny Josh! My husband, the witty outspoken man he is, would have asked that question. He has no shame. :o)

 

JLorenzo - April 13

You know Tiffani, for some reason my wife doesn't find my comments amusing when the doctors arm is up her Vagina! Oh well...

 

tiffani~edd 11/07/05 - April 13

Josh~ Nothing is funny, not even Chris Rock, when a doctors arm is up there.

 

Lily - April 13

JLorenzo, if your wife is snoring. Ask her to try Breathe Right Nasal Strips. That's what keeps my snoring to a minimum so my husband can sleep. Good Luck, and congrats!

 

JLorenzo - April 13

Tiffani, I don't want to minimize that certainly uncomfortable event. But I must say, I had to have a flexible sigmoidoscopy awhile back for what the doctor thought was hemorrhoids. Basically, he made me undress, put a tub up the backside and when he was finished with me, told me to put my clothes back on and get out of his face. I felt so used... And Lily, I have tried mentioning it to my wife about the nasal strips. She says, "honey, if I have to snore because I am pregnant, you have to deal with it because you got me pregnant." She laughs jokingly each time, but never seems to get the strips! Thanks!

 

tiffani~edd 11/07/05 - April 13

Ouch! He could have atleast cuddled. I like your wife, she has no shame. :o)

 

tiffani~edd 11/07/05 - April 13

And for the record, a narrow tube up your a__s doesn't even begin to compare, try a rolling pin.

 

JLorenzo - April 13

Okay Tiffani...I can see this is a battle I will never win...but I am at least glad that I never have to experience that pain!

 

JLorenzo - April 13

Tiffani, I lose enough battles with my own wife! I can't be fighting someone elses!!! If you checked out my picture on [email protected] you would see I am not a man of intimidation!

 

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