Problems With Sex

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nicole - March 31

is anyone finding it difficult to have s_x. im 30 weeks and it hurts like h__l, it feels like ive shrunken to the size of a pea so it hurts like h__l to go in, is anyone else feeling like this or something similar? if so do u know if its normal?

 

Ashley - April 1

I'm 39 weeks now s_x became painful about a week or so ago. I think its just because there is not a lot of room in there anymore.... but I could be wrong.

 

JLorenzo - April 1

My wife is 35 weeks and s_x is not much of an option these days! Poor girl has goop coming out of everywhere and is absolutely not finding herself desireable. I think she is beautiful...but she is convinced she isn't. I try to make her feel better by saying things like, "honey, s_x with me won't be uncomfortable because I am hung like a Tibetan gerbil." She still won't let me touch her though!

 

to JLorenzo - April 1

lol JLorenzo! you sound like such a sweet guy!

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Well, she confuses me. She tells me all the time, "honey, I am so fat!" But she gets so mad at others when they make comments about her weight gain! Got to love women!!! I will never figure them out!

 

nicole - April 1

lol. its just soo painful bc it feeld like ive shrunken to the size of a pea, and if s_x hurts then how the hell is pushing a baby out going to be feasible.

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Nicole, my wife says the same thing! She tells me, "you should deliver the baby." I respond, "honey, my hole is alot smaller than yours!"

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Nicole, sounds like you have done this before?! My buddy tells me not to go to the business end of the delivery! I will heed the warning! A broken finger won't be nearly as bad as what my wife will be going through...

 

nicole - April 1

no, i can only imagine how hell be. he sees how we play fight, so hes admitted hes scared of what ill do when im really in pain, so i simply forwarned him to wear long sleeves and a hat. no i dont know what ill do, but i can only imagine someone will be leaving that room looking more physically hurt than me...

 

toes - April 1

okay, y'all are REALLy scaring me! Thru this whole thing I've planned on being in the delivery room, standing next to my wife through the entire ordeal, I mean, this most wonderful time the two of us can share. Now it's sounding like i need to get a beekeepers outfit for it. As for s_x, I know that one of the things they've told us is women's v____al fluids don't produce like they usually do, so hello vegetable oil. JLo, I get the same thing abt how she thinks she looks like a fat cow etc, she simply WON'T believe me when I tell her how beautiful she is. Haven't run into the shrinking down to a pea yet--she's always been tight, to the point that her doctors told her in her 20s that s_x was gonna be horrible for her, and this was 3 months before her wedding day. Luckily/unluckily, she married a fella who couldn't have cared less abt s_x. Don't ask, it'd take too long and still seem unbelievable. I hate to think what's gonna happen if she shrinks smaller.

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Toes, I hear ya. You and your wife may want to opt for a C-section if it is truly as bad as you say it is. I don't know though that a C-section is much better. My pesky MIL tells me she has a small pelvic bone or some c___p like that and that my wife probably has it to. Says that could complicate the pregnancy. Whatever. The beekeeper suit is a good idea. Me, I going to the hospital covered in oil so I will be too slippery for her to grab a hold of...

 

toes - April 1

Jlo, don't do the oil, if she can't dig her fingers into yer arm I hate to think what she settles on, and screaming like a little school girl during one of her contractions wouldn't exactly help her, either.

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Good point toes. I may let her mother in the room so my wife can grab a hold of her. I wouldn't mind her being collateral damage!

 

Spoon on the moon - April 1

Lolololol...J-Lo & Toes, u are both crackers ! How funny it is , " u'll cover urself with oil , so she can't grab u ! " LOLOL And for ur information, i never screamed, pinched or bit hubby when i was in labour. It was so quick, i just wanted to get over with it ! Besides i nearly pa__sed away anyway so i didn't have the strenght for any of that !!

 

JLorenzo - April 1

You nearly pa__sed away Spoon? Good Lord! That isn't good! My Dad told me that when my Mom was delivering me, she grabbed a hold of his hand so hard he couldn't shake anyone hello for a year! Perhaps I will ask the hospital if it would be okay for me to load up on beer and vicodin when my wife's water breaks. If she has to break my hand bones, I would rather not feel it...

 

Spoon - April 1

Gosh Josh , stop it ! everytime i read one of ur post i laugh ( ok i know i easily get amused and have an easy laugh, but still ,LOL ) Couldn't shake his hand hello for a yr ? Gosh ! poor thing ! Yeah, my hubby told me after i gave birth, my eyes were rolling , iwas going and they had to bring me loads of H202, i still managed to push but i couldn't take it anymore. I was so miserable that i didn't know when the baby was out , if it was out and what we were having ( found out a few hrs later ). Now he's a strong 4 yo boy ! Im not sure the beer & vicodin is a good idea ! u'll have to explain ur daughter why daddy was so high the first min of her life LOL .

 

JLorenzo - April 1

Spoon, I will do anything necessary to avoid getting punished by my wife for something we BOTH wanted! Funny side note to this: we went on the hospital tour a few weeks back and the nurse said, "we have tv's in the delivery rooms because the fathers have always requested them. Are there any questions?" One guy pipes up immediately, "yeah, I have a question. Do you have cable?" The look his wife gave her almost made me pee my pants! It was great!

 

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