What Quot Baby Dust Quot Really Is

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Lovely - July 18

I'm 30-31 weeks now (I keep losing track) and I have been posting here since I was about 7 weeks. I have endured some of our city's most record breaking weather, with both high humidity (complete with warnings) and torrential downpouring of rain. I have read on this site many times people wishing other people "Baby Dust". At first, I mistook this as a pleasant well-wishing for impending pregnancy. I now have discovered the TRUE meaning, and it's diabolical!! See, in this extreme heat, I have been dowsing my franken-br___ts and tremendous thights with baby powder and cornstarch after every bath or shower (to aviod starting a forrest fire between my legs from walking, and to aviod hot-water-bottle-shaped heat-rash marks on my stomach -from my franken br___ts) and have now discovered a fine layer of "DUST" on EVERYTHING in my bedroom! THIS is "Baby Dust".... so anyone wishing you 'baby dust' is wishing you a hot, sweaty, franken-BODIED summer, complete with heat rashes in areas that used to entice our men. Women, be warned of what "baby dust" REALLY is!!!!! =o)

 

Cora - July 18

lmao lovely, I needed that laugh first thing this morning....

 

tara - July 18

awww...you poor thing! I feel for you, and thanks for the warning. (BTW, very cute and funny)

 

Katharine - July 18

That is really funny. I am a week and a half from my due date and so worried that I'm going to have heat rash between my thighs when I go in to deliver! Ugh!!! But, I did get a sample of Huggies or Pampers powder lotion, that is a lotion that dries into powder. I went right out and bought some, so no baby dust here!

 

Lovely - July 19

BTW, I almost killed myself today on my "baby dust" when I almost slipped on my now powdered hard-wood floors. Go figure!

 

Lissi - July 19

LMAO! Not so much a blessing as a curse eh?

 

MJM - July 19

I hear you on this one. However I am only 15 weeks and we are having 101-107 temps here. No AC in my office because the area I live in feels that AC is a waste because it never get ALL that hot. Like I said I am only 15 weeks with #2 but The Breast thing I feel yah, I started in a 36 D before I was prego and already in a 38 F. So like i said I feel your pain!!!!

 

Lovely - July 20

=o 38 F!!!!! =o I wasn't awarethat even existed! Hats off to you for carrying THOSE around!!! lol!

 

Julz - July 20

HAHAHA......You poor thing!!! I can feel your pain, though. My b___sts are so swollen that you can't even see my pregnant belly underneath of them.

 

MJM - July 20

Yah it NOT a lovely thing!!! I work in an office and when I slide my chair up to the puter the TWINS tend to "rest" on my desk. LOL so that is some relief. I am not a very large person either so it is hard to find shirts and stuff to conceal them. I am 5' 7" I WAS 138 before Preg now and 155. I think all in the b___bs. I have had worse though. When I was engorged with milk from my first I was/did break out of an H (the H stands for Hella Big as my lovely hubby put it) All I have to say is all these woman that want bigger b___sts are crazy!!!!! I hate it!! Yes F's and up do exsist but you have to place a "special order" as the store put it. Gotta love that one

 

WISHING TO ADOPT :) - July 20

Baby dust...LOL! Adoptive parents wish baby dust on each other when we are looking to adopt... Thanks for the laugh :) Mom to one precious little girl through the miracle of adoption! Wishing for another open adoption! http://www.adoptionprayer.com

 

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