OT Dreams Attack Of The Vaccume Cleaner

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Kristina - January 24

Ok so I had a weird dream and I had to share: There I was, where was I? My childhood neighbours house of course. Only, it was my house...Strange, strange indeed. The doorbell rings, I open the door to a vacc_me cleaner salesman. Ok Kristina, dream or not don't let a salesman in your house, you idiot! He smooth talked me into buying one of these vacc_me cleaners..."They clean everything, and I mean EVERYTHING" he tells me. As he is heading out the door he says to me "Oh, do be sure to take care of it, we wouldn't want anything bad to happen, would we?" Right....So I figure I'll try my new clean machine out. I vacc_me up my pigs-sty. As I go to put it away in the closet, me as accident prone as I am, I break off the little piece that you wrap the cord around. Whatever...it was bound to happen sooner or later. I'm laying in bed that night and something CUTS ME!! Holy c__p it's the little piece I broke off...Just then the rest of the vacc_me cleaner comes out of the closet and starts chasing after me! AAH! I grab my big-ass butcher knife and chop the thing to bits...There! All better! What happens next? Yes, you guessed it...Every little shard of my broken vacc_me cleaner starts attacking me! Eeeek!!! I ran outside, suddenly it was daytime...and somehow I am now not alone, but my childhood nextdoor neighbour is running with me. (We all know how these weird dreams work) He finds a big underground hideout, which wasn't there 5 minits ago, but dreams have a way of adding things in when nessesary. Anyways...This is where Jeremys alarm clock goes off to wake him up for work. It was a weird dream! Thought I would tell my tale! The moral of the story: Don't let salesmen in your house!!!! Take care, everyone.

 

Meredith - January 24

LOL!

 

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