Do You Think It S A Conspiracy Rantings Of A Late Woman

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One of Many - January 21

I think the hpt manufacturers are out to get me. I am now a bonafide lunatic. I am 2 weeks late. Negative hpt's on late day 1, 5 & 9. My periods have always been regular. I have never been this late ever. I had s_x right right at my fertile time. Do you think I could get those two glorious lines? NOPE. Those tests aren't that hard to do! I peed right on the little wicky thing for 10 seconds. Just like they said to do. Then I do the little "I want to be a mommy" dance... then the wind is sucked right out of my sails. Big, fat negative. So I take my positive thinking self to the store and buy another and another and so on. I think, gee, maybe a different kind of test would give a positive. So I buy the hpt with the cute little well. You know the ones where you get to pee all over your hand trying to capture a few precious drops in a cup. Then you suck it up with the tiny turkey baster and put exactly 4 drops of urine in the cute little well. NADA. ZILCH. And then they have the audacity to make those commercials that tout error proof test... blah blah blah. I don't know how you can actually screw it up. What? Do you pee on the wrong side? No. We are smart well adjusted women. Give us a stick. We can pee on it the right way!! Sorry everyone. I just needed to vent. I am now so frustrated with everything. Humor always makes me feel better. Good luck to all. And please remember, you are not alone. Eventually some one will call us Mommy.

 

Berly - January 21

Are you still late? If so maybe you should have your doctor do a test for you. Hopefully then you will get the answer you want

 

One of Many - January 21

Berly, YEP. Still late. I'm going to call the doctor on Monday. However, I'm sure I'll take another test before I do!!

 

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