Howdy Maternity Esque Fat Girls

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D - April 29

Hijacked the t_tle again, couldn't help it! But it was such a great word!!!! I was here yesterday, but just wasn't in the mood to type... plus, I really did work! I have a lot to do.... I'm starting to think that maybe I need to consider beginning to make some preliminary plans about how things in my house could potentially work with a small small person in mind.... I need to order some new hardware for the crib, and I'm thinking maybe I'd better do that soon! Oct 15 is coming up pretty fast!

 

Misty - April 29

LMFAO...I picked the wrong thread today. Saw the one called Boredom leads to toilet paper measurement. Hehe. Had no idea where that had been talked about with us, but I though it sounded wacky enough that it just had to be. What is with Maternity-esque anyways? It isn't a word. Since when are pregnant women allowed to make up words. :-) I have to get ready for work ladies. Good morning and happy Friday to everybody. I'll see you all on Monday.

 

Robyn - April 29

Yo yo yo, happy friday ladies! I am so d__n excited that its friday! I got a news letter email thingie that follows the weeks of your pregnancy and it says that my stuffy/runny nose is normal. How freakin weird is that? I thought it was allergies, but nooooo, just another fun perk for preggies. They said it could last up untill and a few weeks after you give birth. So basicly I am stuck being a sniffy snorty snot ball for a few more months. Nice...sigh, also they said the babies are sensative to light so if you shiine a flash light on your stomach they will move...weird huh? So if you go in for a u/s and the babies wont cooperate to find out the s_x, shine some light on 'em and get 'em moving! Ok so whats the haps over here? Anything interesting happen last night? Not for me...boring ol me, but I was craving corned beef so I drove for like a half an hour each way to the store to get it and d__n it was good!!! With some garlic green beans with a little salt and lemon....DAMN GOOD! Now I am hungry. I know what you mean D some days I just cant type and dont have the energy to keep up with the thread. No big as long as youre still with us!! Ha ha Misty I clicked on that one too....younever know because the ladies we a__sociate with are all a bunch of nut b___s. LOL My self included I am not going to lie. Tee hee hee

 

D - April 29

well, rb made up *maternity-esque* yesterday talking about her capris.... It just struck me funny! So, now its a new word in my dictionary. Yeah, I checked out the tp one at first too! Made me feel even fatter than ever! I think everyone other than me on this site must be about the size of pencils.

 

rb - April 29

i don't even want to talk about the toilet paper measurement - Robyn - i'm loving the allusion to the sniffy snorty snot ball... love it! - last night was pretty uneventful - watched someTV, hung out with hubby and a friend of ours - by the way, apparently my b___bs are looking "pointier" - that's c___p! - I think they're just getting bigger and less perky - I felt the bottom of them touching the top of my belly last night - now if that's not a maternity-esque moment, i don't know what is! - robyn - the way you describe food, you should have your own preggo cooking show on the Food network - except they'll have to bleep out a lot of words, especially when i'm your guest on the show and i come bearing gifts of pepperoni sticks and cheese strings... Misty - if i didn't miss you yet, have a good one - check in on the weekend - i'll do the same :) D- it's okay - loved the thread name... i think everyone else in 2nd tri probably thinks we're bloody nuts - but that's okay - as long as that awful "please" character doesn't rear her ugly head again... anyhow, will TRY to do some work - seeing how it's month end and Friday and all... hmmm. hungry

 

Cora - April 29

Good morning ladies ! Not to worry D, you are not alone....I am far from being skinny....and I am probably bigger than you....lol Anywho...I wont be on much today....today is the u/s...woohoo it is finally here...but now that it is...I am kind of nervous and scared, anyone else feeel that way when they went to their u/s?

 

rb - April 29

hi cora - i was too but you'll be great! - it's a little nerve-wracking, but once you see baby, you'll be so happy you went... i haven't stopped looking at the pictures and have shown anyone who will look! - don't worry - it'll be great - good luck and let us know how it goes!

 

Steph - April 29

No time to read through but good morning preggos and yes I did do the toilet paper thing. It took 9.5 sheets.....LOL it was fun, funny and wacky all rolled up in one! :o)

 

Robyn - April 29

I am thinking its a no on trying the toilet paper thing. I dont need some form or measuement to tell me I am fat, I already know...thanks. Rb- you like that sniffy snorty thing eh? Kinda gives you a mental picture dont it...s_xy. Yeah speaking of...lol, I was walking up the stairs to my apartment yesterday (third floor...I am going to want to die in like 2 more months) and I am on the second floor almost to the third, I have on some jeans that soooo dont fit and I am sniffling and snorting away huffing and puffing with my a__s cheeks hangin out of my pants by the time I hit the third floor. All that knee bending pulls your pants down especially when they dont fit...ahem. It was a kodak moment if I do say so myself. My bf is just laughing his a__s of...Im like yeah...Im a real hoot. Cora dont be nervous! This is probably one of the funnest apointments you will go to! Be excited everything will be great! Keep us posted.

 

D - April 29

??? I don't agree with your boss! If I did, I'd say you should get counseling quick, before you do that bf some harm! It may mean your stressed though... (sarcastic tone here) I wonder why???

 

D - April 29

Ok.... I've got to ask.... I'm 16 weeks tomorrow... and I think my nipples are leaking! Have you guys had this happen? Its kinda wierd to me... I'm now paranoid, and keep checking the front of my shirt to make sure they've not started to geyser or anything.

 

rb - April 29

okay - i only save the "C" word for special occasions - but i think your boss is ONE... argghhh - who the hell is she to say stuff like that - premonitions to the future my a__s... that bloody well infuriates me... what a BITCH!!!! - anyhow, ignore her - D - i don't know if leakage at this stage is possible, but make sure not to wear light colours? - i don't know... i'm sure it won't geyser or anything, but now i'm looking down my top - i'm sure i look like a perv right now, but they're really all I (and everyone else in the office, street, etc) can see... I used to love v-neck shirts, but now i'm kinda self-conscious - i guess it's the whole, i'm gonna be a mom, so gotta stop dressing like a common whore- feeling - hehehe, just kidding - i just feel lately, i gotta dress more conservative...

 

D - April 29

Well,..... uh.... my husband a__sures me that they ARE leaking! Not a lot... but I did check my bra last night, and there were little dried "wet marks".... Now that you mention light colors.... I went and wore yellow today! oops...

 

Steph - April 29

Hey D its not happening to me yet either but Im sure I'm knockin on wood right now!!! :o) Its different for all of us and with my son I started in the middle of my 3rd month. I've had 2 b___bie dribbles LOL with this one but nothing for a couple weeks. With me all of a sudden my nipples were ice cold and so I looked down like what the ??? Only to notice a wet spot right there on my shirt :o/

 

Steph - April 29

Okay now I need to get back to work and everyone else is gone! When I come back I'd bet that there will be a book LOL C-YA :o)

 

D - April 29

I'm leaving any minute now, (I hope) so everyone have a good weekend!

 

rb - April 29

D - you too - what time zone are you in? it's like 11 for me, so d__n! - nice long weekend for you?

 

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