Quot Pee On The Stick Quot Humor O

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Candy - November 26

Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure). Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window. Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day. Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up. Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light. Step 5...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip. Step 6...Close one eye. Squint other eye. Step 7...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip. Step 8...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip. Step 9...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case. Step 10...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction. Step 11...Repeat Steps 5-9. Step 12...Throw stick away. Step 13...Pick stick back up out of trash. Step 14...Repeat Steps 12 and 13 the rest of the day! Baby Dust to ALL!!! :O)

 

huh huh - November 26

dat wuz soooo funny, I fergot ta laf!

 

LOL! - November 26

You nailed it!!!

 

o my - November 26

Funny!

 

sally - November 26

Been there done all that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

dj - November 26

that was funny - true but funny

 

lol - November 26

sounds like me

 

heheheheheh - November 26

choke,heheh,choke,heehehehe..pee pants,hehehehehe,cough.

 

Becky - November 26

Sounds just like something I have done in the past

 

Jenny - November 26

did it all!!!! so funny

 

Deb - November 26

Just wanted to let all you ladies know that if you ever buy a Clearplan Digital test, please fill out the form inside the box and put Deb as the referring person. I get 5.00 for every test that I recommend. Thanks so much!

 

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