Cute But Cruel

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tiki - April 26

little johnny walks in on mommy taking a shower, seeing mommy in her bithday suit he looks down at her (pubic hair) and curiously asks "mommy what is that?" mommy is a little embarrassed by the question but she calmly says "that's mommy's sponge, dear" "OH" said little johnny... a few weeks later, johnny walks in again while mommy is taking a bath. this time mommy shaved all her "sponge" off. so little johnny says " mommy where is your sponge?" "I lost it" said mommy..."OH" says little johnny " I'll find your sponge for you mommy" so little johnny goes off leaving mommy to bathe in peace... about 15 mins later little johnny returns "mommy i found your sponge" mommy looks in wonder "you did? where?" "the neighbor Ms. Smith has it," said little johnny excitedly " and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"

 

Lin - April 26

Haaaahahahahah! Good one. :) Gotta love the "little Johnny" jokes...

 

Emma2 - April 26

Ha Ha Ha!

 

tiki - April 26

i hope it wasn't too graphic : )

 

Emma2 - April 26

Pretty Dang graphic but hilarious!

 

LN030905 - April 26

took me a sec but i got it!!!

 

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