Happy I V G L D S W Day

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jeanette - March 14

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day!! ****** To all the Girls, from some other very good looking smart women!!*** -----Inside every older person is a younger person....wondering what the h__l happened. ----Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bit** up with cookies. ----I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ----Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. ----My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ----Old age ain't no place for sissies. ----A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. ----The phrase "working mother" is redundant. ----Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. ----Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ----Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ----I try to take one day at a time....but sometimes several days attack me at once. ----If you can't be a good example...then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ----If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. ----I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. ----When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. ----Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ----In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. ----I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. ----Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. *****and one from me personally------- Some scientific evidence suggests that men are way better at finding their way out of a maze than women are.......( FINALLY.. a reason why they never ask for directions...) but I ask you........WTH are they doing in the maze in the first place? A women would have the common sense God gave her not to go in at all.......***** ( must be why they set up the clothing racks like a maze, so we cant find our way out and will spend more......ya think thats why men are always waiting holding their wife's purse? They must be plotting the way out of the maze with all her money.....ROTFL! )

 

Jessica SM - March 14

LOL that is so funny. Happy I.V.G.L.D.S.W. day to you too Jeanette and to all the woman out there!

 

AshleyB - March 14

sooo funny, thanks!

 

Emily - March 14

back to your good ole self. Missed you lots!

 

lauren h - March 14

You are sooooooo funny jeanette!! I spent the whole day not even knowing that it was a special day!!!!

 

jeanette - March 14

ROTFL girls!! Thank you Em, nice to know I am missed when gone......Lauren, now ya know!!

 

Frances - March 14

Wow, can we have this every day? I really feel that we deserve it!!! Jeanette, you are such a ham!!!!

 

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