I Ve Got A Good One For You

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tish - April 21

Are you ready to have a baby? 1. Buy a large sack of potatoes. Strap it to your stomach and carry it everywhere you go. Add 2 pounds of potatoes each month. After nine months remove the potatoes, but leave the sack where it is! 2. Set your alarm clock to 1.30 am. Get up, heat up some milk and pour it on your shirt. Then walk around the house holding a pillow as you sing `rock-a-by-baby'. Do this for about an hour. Be sure to set the clock for 4am before going back to bed. Repeat above steps, then set clock for 6.30am and repeat again. Do this every night for about one year. 3. Buy a live octopus, give it a bath and then try to get it dressed. Have your friends and neighbors calling you on the phone or ringing the doorbell while you`re doing this. 4. Fix a bowl of tomato soup. With a small spoon try to get as much of it into a small cup that`s hanging from the ceiling, swinging back and forth. When you`re done, dump contents on your best carpet or rug. 5. Prepare some fish sticks. Insert one fish stick into your VCR, throw the other fish sticks behind your couch - and leave them there! 6. Get a bucket full of sand from the nearest playground. Spread it evenly on the floor all through your house. Do this at least twice a week for about 10 years. 7. Scratch the side of your car with a key. Let chocolate ice cream melt in your hands then wipe them on the backseat. Crumble up a whole box of cookies and dump them inside your car. Insert 5-8 pennies into your CD-player. 8. Buy one or two small farm animals (goats being the best choice). Take them along whenever you go to the store, to a doctor's appointment or to a restaurant with your friends. 9. Dial any number in Australia. When you get an answer carefully place handset next to the phone and leave it there all day! 10. Try flushing your cellphone down the toilet. 11. Delete all important files from your computer, then pour a glass of apple juice on your keyboard. 12. Arrange to have 95% of your total household-income forwarded to any grocery, toy, or clothing store of your choice... every month for the next 18 years! If you think this is a joke, you are NOT ready to have a baby!!

 

Emma2 - April 21

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by far the best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Emma2 - April 21

Ok well when you put it this way I guess Im worried now!!! LOL

 

Emma2 - April 21

I can't get over the octopus!!!! LOL

 

tish - April 21

my sister sent this to me yesterday.

 

jeanette - April 21

LOL!!! Been there, done that, 3 times over...and ready for more! That was really good Tish!

 

sarahbaby11 - April 21

that was a good i love the octopus and the keyboard its oh so true

 

Tink75 - April 21

I'm sitting reading this, nodding my head saying, "Yep...Oh yeah, done that....been there...eww...can't forget that one." I can completely relate and NO it's NOT a joke...lol

 

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