My Crazy Best Friend Sent Me This One

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jeanette - April 27

Unfortunately...although its been awhile...I do remember these days! Ugh.....*****WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOSH ! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?) 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

 

Emma2 - April 27

This is so good and I miss those days!!!!

 

linds99 - April 27

Cute Jeannette, can't say I'm not guilty of doing at least one of those...I miss college..but actually I love my life now more.

 

klweezy - April 27

That cracked me up!!

 

jeanette - April 27

LOL Emma....I hear ya Linds.....I really dont miss those days. Thought it was fun then, looking back, it was empty and unfulfilling compared to life now...

 

Emma2 - April 27

Geesh Ok Jeanette maybe youre right it was empty but cxan a girl dream a little ? LOL....(i feel guilty)

 

jeanette - April 27

LOL Emma, no need to feel guilty!....sometimes all we want to remember about those days are the supposed 'good' things we have so little of today, like the footloose and fancy freedom and unconcious, 'throw your cares to the wind' kind of irresponsibility because we have so much responsibility and so many demands now.....but I do still remember the emptiness after a night like that. I wouldnt trade now for anything, LOL!

 

zoelouise - April 27

hahahaha thats so funny Lol

 

LN030905 - April 27

LOL!!!!

 

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