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meandmyself - April 7

Someone post something, I'm bored. Napped pretty much all day and now have nothing to do but online puzzles! haha...

 

chellababy - April 7

hey meandmyself. whats going on? tell me about ur experiece TTC

 

meandmyself - April 7

Well that story would be fairly short on the account that I am not TTC :P

 

Lin - April 7

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

 

meandmyself - April 7

Hahaha... That reminds me of a joke... It was a retired man who decided to buy himself a mercedes as he had always wanted one. He hops in and gets onto the freeway. Wind in his hair, he pushes a little heavier on the gas pedal.. and a little harder, and harder. He notices, in his rearview mirror, a cop car following him, siren blaring and lights flashing. In a fit of panic, he steps on it and goes faster. After a while he thinks to himself " I am too old for this.." and eventually comes to a stop on the shoulder. The police officer comes up to his window and says "I finish my shift in 15 minutes. If you can give me a good reason that I haven't already heard as to why you were speeding, I will forget the whole thing and let you go scott-free." So the man thinks for a minute, and says "Years ago, my wife left me for a policeman.. I thought you were bringing her back." The police officer smiles, wishes the man a good day and walks away.

 

Lin - April 7

Well, I'd love to stick aroud, but I'm off to go meet my hubby for a coffee. I'll leave this one for you...

 

Lin - April 7

What do you get when you turn 10 blondes upside down?

 

Lin - April 7

...at least 7 brunettes!

 

meandmyself - April 7

Happy coffee-ing! Good joke, thanks :)

 

chellababy - April 7

oh im sorry i thought you were ttc

 

meandmyself - April 7

chella- Nope... Actually in 2ww because this month I have this particular feeling. However, I am single, on BC and AF will show on Sunday. So I'm waiting til then, wouldn't mind being PG though.

 

chellababy - April 8

Was the person you were with a bf ? How come you guys arent together anymore? Would this be your first pregnancy? What kind of feelings are you having?

 

meandmyself - April 8

The person I was with was my ex from 5 years ago. We aren't together because at that time I didn't seem like I was about to do anything with my life. Yes it would be my first pregnancy. As for feelings, if you mean "symptoms" ... these past few days I've been having one hell of a time getting myself out of bed, I've just been sleeping all the time (as opposed to my only sleeping MOST of the time LOL!), frequent headaches, my bbs are slightly achey sometimes (never happened, I'm actually bb-insensitive haha.) and they feel bigger, and I've had bouts of random gagging and lightheadedness/dizziness.. (but thats all probably only in my head). Otherwise, I've had a little brown discharge tonight which I attribute to AFs visit on Sunday even though I never had it before. It is more likely to be AF than IB.

 

chellababy - April 8

Well if you are hoping to be pregnant then I wish you all the best. I;m sure it will all work out.

 

meandmyself - April 8

I am hoping, but I feel wrong because I shouldn't be ! First off because I am single, secondly because I am in school. But the thought of motherhood just warms my heart so much.. !

 

LN030905 - April 8

Im BORED...this guy from high school found me online and is talkin to me..goodness..lol..hes 23 and divorced and right back into the dating scene...im like.."you know im married"...oh, well..I loved those blonde jokes!! lol!! Those are soo funny!! I I make fun of myself all the time ...and theres nothin like a good blonde joke to go wtih it =)~...have you guys heard that LL Cool J and Jlo song? Its kinda weird...he sounds like an 80's rapper..oh wait..wasnt he? lol..jk!

 

meandmyself - April 8

LN- hahaha... dont you just love when that happens? As for the song-- never heard it! :)

 

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