Too Good Not To Share

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jeanette - January 20

Hate My Job... When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE AZZ THAN YOURS.

 

Jen73 - January 20

Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing:))) I sooo needed that today.

 

jeanette - January 20

LOOOOOOL GC........I am a stay at home mom!! ROTFL....no better job out there....!

 

Cindy Johnson - January 20

Sooo funny!! How right you are!! LOL!!!

 

gcmickens - January 21

LOL Jeanette! You got me thinking YOU were the one who hated her job! I'm a stay-at-home mommy too ROTFL!

 

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