The Prenancy Infector Strikes Again

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tish212 - December 4

lol we needed a new thread..the other took to long to load.... the pregnancy infector is the star of all my films...which now jenn is stealing a cut of....I have seen her actually direct anything...in fact I've only seen her standing in the dark corner stroking elmo as she "directs"... if anyone has extra D batteries please give them to her...for if elmo stops giggling and shaking she might go insane.... thanks in advance

 

tish212 - December 4

this just in... all vibrating or talking stuffed toys are being taken...it seems the preditor is a female...who is apparently infected with the pregnancy...and has a wicked case of the pation...shes been heard straining in the bathrooms of all the houses she has robbed of these animated toys. also there seems to be a drop in pressure in the uk causing pb to be in better spirits however this drop has caused her to be too busy to talk...crazy that the weather does that... also sales are on the rise of baby making 101 and jenn and the lost cherry....we tried to set up an interview with the star but she was busy filming her next great film jenn and the giant peach...we r told it is a film about replacing the lost cherry with a peach.... its a bit of a "stretch" but I'm sure she will do great ....that's all for todays news check back later for more stories and more about weather...and maybe next time we will have a sports section.... this is ur host tish signing off.....

 

jennifer_33106 - December 4

Jenn and the giant peach Take 1.... Uh uh Uh uh CUT!! Jennifer! I need a little less U and a little more H. I need more Uhhhhh. Pretend he is Elmo. GO!

 

tish212 - December 4

jenn that peach wasn't the one for the movie.... that was my lunch...gee thanks.... the peach for ur film is over there *points to HUGE peach*

 

jennifer_33106 - December 4

All I see is James... Where is he hiding that d__n peach!?

 

tish212 - December 4

oh no james musta tried to replace his a__s cherry with that peach...that's it cut....we gotta find a new idea for this film....ug jenn stay away from the rest of the cast ur gonna infect them.... dammit now everyones got the pregnancy and I didn't bring any banannas....my whole project is ruined! *runs out of the room dressed in a golf hat and mumu and fuzzy pink sleepers* (its my misunderstood artist outfit)

 

hope-31 - December 5

anyone still up,i have a question.?

 

tish212 - December 5

anyone awake now?

 

tish212 - December 5

looks out window...and nearly falls over what is this white c___p falling out of the sky!? and its building up all over the gra__s.... what in the world.... brrrr....bundles up and pouts...jenn did u send this white fluffy stuff out here? I can't deliever a baby while its snowing....grrrrrr!

 

jennifer_33106 - December 5

TISH!!! THAT IS NOT SNOW!!!!!!! Grow ups husband must be on the roof. haha

 

PreciousBaby19 - December 5

<< am melting from the sunlight....ahhh...our heater still broken..so we have this little heater...and the d__n thing is soo bright i need sungla__ses

 

jennifer_33106 - December 5

HAHA is it one of those little ones that the coils turn fire red and give you a 3 degree burn if you stand with in 3 feet of the d__n thing?

 

PreciousBaby19 - December 5

i have noo idea..but i've got the biggest headache from it now..and my eyes hurt soo bad

 

jennifer_33106 - December 5

Maybe you should use one of those welder helmets. haha

 

tish212 - December 5

I am staying inside jenn....I am not going out in that mess....its cold wet and just plain out yuck....

 

PreciousBaby19 - December 5

OO yeah...that would be awessseome..lol

 

jennifer_33106 - December 5

PB! You could set a fashion trend!! Tish! Awe you poor thing. If you do have to go out dont forget your banana. Wouldnt it be cool if you went into labor now!?

 

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