You Know You Re Pregnant When

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kay101 - October 25

Fell free to add your own. We could all use a good laugh. You know you're pregnant when you get into a starting position like you're ready to run a marathon, reach out with your arm as far as you can, press the start button, then dash away from the microwave as fast as pregnantly possible.

 

Cevvin - October 26

i dont understand the one you said. But I know im pregnant when i haven't done dishes in a month and i take more naps than my 7 month old.

 

jennifer_33106 - October 26

haha I have never done the microwave thing but you know your pregnant when you no longer obsess about losing weight. You now obsess about whether or not you are gaining enough.

 

NinaS82 - October 26

your favorite cheesecake makes you gag...

 

Gemini_Girl - October 26

...when you sneeze and practically pee yourself

 

krissy2006 - October 26

you know you're pregnant when you forget to take your prenatal in the morning and have almost as much of a fit as you used to when you were on the pill and forgot.

 

reneenay - October 26

When you burp and fart more than you husband (lol)!

 

jennifer_33106 - October 26

haha I had to laugh at the burp and fart more then your husband. But I have one more to add, You know you're pregnant when you read other peoples answers and you know exactly what they are referring to. :)

 

kay101 - October 26

You aren't supposed to stand infront of the microwave when it's on when you're pregnant because it gives off radiation

 

kay101 - October 26

.....when you can appreciate how a penguin walks *waddle waddle waddle*

 

wv_red - October 27

.....when you start crying over cheesie commercials.

 

erenimi - October 27

When you can spend hours looking for the source of a smell.

 

Greeklady28 - October 27

...when you struggle to fit your ginormously painful swollen b___sts into your favorite bra

 

HeatherIsHopeful - November 11

lol... I can relate to all of these... but OMG erenimi... I laughed so hard when I read that because that just happened 2 days ago.. I spent all day looking for a smell then I found it and proceeded to clean my entire kitchn from top to bottom lol

 

heatherjene - November 12

You know you're pregnant when..... While feeling sick as a dog, you are wondering what you can eat later on.

 

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