Jlo Amp Bbk Have Fake Jobs

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E - July 25

I know you are both too proud to admit that you are actually, Mr Mom's. We all know you do the housework, coordinate the grocery list, make the best brownies at the daddy & me group, and have a favorite soap. What is it, General Hospital? Hey, there is a sale at Target this week on Pampers, aisle five. And don't forget to wash whites on HOT, not cold. Please use enough soap, too.

 

L - July 25

Doesn't washing clothes on HOT make them shrink?

 

Jamie - July 25

Nope, depends on fabric. I always wash white cottons on hot - keeps 'em white. Fades colors, though.

 

JLorenzo - July 25

E, shhh. Don't b__w my cover! Aisle 5 you said...okay. Noted.

 

Jamie - July 25

JLo, I'm serious, you need to be giving my hubband some lessons...teach him to grill, laundry, shop...all that stuff! Cause he doesn't know any of it.

 

E - July 25

At least two people here have a sense of humor!! Whites on hot, always. Men always wash everything on cold. Doesn't matter how many times you tell them, it's always turned to cold and the load is set too small. The washer could be full and a man will use the medium load setting.

 

BBK - July 25

ROTFLMAO E! Yea, I do all those things, but I'm only good with cooking (worked as a pro during college) and putting the dishes in the dishwasher. I'm hopeless with house cleaning and if you want your clothes completely destroyed, trust me with them. I already lost half of the baby's socks and scratch mits.

 

P - July 25

Oh sh*t!! I think my mom's a man!! Gimme some other "tell-tale" signs. I mean really, what proof do I have? She can't cook for sh*t, she sucks at housework (so do I...Oh c___p...), she can build furniture and put up drywall and EVERYTHING is washed in cold water on the "medium" setting. On the flip side, my bf can cook very well, doesn't expect me to clean up after him and washes dishes. Oh no!! I'm a lesbian!! What a way to find out... Leave it to E to "out" me.

 

E - July 25

HAHAHAHA!!! P is a lezzie and her mom's a man. I am sorry that this was the epiphany of your day, P. I have never heard of a woman who can put up drywall. P, I think your momma is a man as well. The medium wash setting is strictly for men. Oh, I hate it when they use the energy saver setting on the dryer!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fluff dry. I spit on fluff dry! BBK - clip some good coupons this week?

 

P - July 25

F*ck the fluff dry. I'm "fluffy" enough as it is. And when I put the clothes in the dryer I want them TO DRY!! There will be no energy saving!! Not until the clothes are dry and the dryer is off. :) My sister sometimes pretends to be energy saving conscious. She puts up a clotheline in her back yard for the kids to swing off of. The little ones can get some really good air and distance.

 

BBK - July 25

Nah... no patience for coupons either. I just go to Costco. I'm also quite wasteful with money.... Sorry mama.... not really domestic that way, you're not disappointed are ya?

 

D - July 25

Aw no! I was thinking there is something wrong with me when I read about the washer settings.... Don't get me wrong, I am definately female, really! At least last time I checked I was anatomically correct for a female.... and I am pregnant, and I thought that only women (& arnie) could do that.... anyways, I wash with cold water ALWAYS, on the full setting, though. I never check the dryer settings either... just put it the same place each time... My husband does better laundry than I do... and more often than I do.... Then P came along and had to mention drywall... WHY did you do that P??? I can put up drywall too... have a number of times... I'm trying my hand at a breakfast table now... I normally build stuff for my friend with the large herd of pets... so its usually chicken coops, cages and hay racks... I'm not much of a cook, although a LOT better than my mother and grandmother... And I just remembered... my dad told me I drive like a man... I've gotta stop thinking, or I'll remember other things that I can do that girls normally don't.... I can't help it! I grew up on construction sites! I love to weedwack...I made my husband show me how to change the brake pads on our truck - on purpose! I already knew how to change the oil... Ah... does the fact that I can sew & crochet help???

 

E - July 25

Why would a money wasting male disappoint me? That's s_xy. Costco is s_xy too.

 

D - July 25

Hey, P, when you look at a magazine, do you flip from the back to the front, or from the front to the back? Someone told me once that women start at the back, and men start at the front... I'll give you one guess where this woman starts!

 

E - July 25

D - please check and make sure it is a v____a that you have:) I think you may have missed something "down there". If it's long and has an extremely large skin tag like thing hanging beneath it, its a p___s. Oh, I read everything from the back forward. I had no idea it was a female trait. I just thought I was strange (b/c I am).

 

Karen - July 25

E my bf does laundry the same way. He trows everything in the same wash and never changes settings. I had to give him a crash course on laundry. "You do seperate the whites from colors, work clothes from other clothes espically your boxers." I get the "WHY and question they are all dirty. I roll my head and just do it my self. MEN LOL

 

BBK - July 25

E, you crack me up. What's s_xy about Costco? the rugged warehouse look? The forklifts? D, did your father teach you all that? Karen, I like clean but hate clean-ing! :-) I used to use a laundry service when I was single b/c I hate doing it.

 

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