Truth About Men Bbk You Can Relate Right

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JLorenzo - March 24

Subject: Men Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia, or heat stroke, has set in. AAA is not an option. I will win. _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer and break wind as a form of Holy Communion. _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem. _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "c_min" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circ_mstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism. (F.Y.I. guys c_min is a spice and not a bodily function) _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss an entire show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator)...applies to engineers mainly. _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always s_x, cars, computers or football. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother too. _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others. _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? _____________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest... like looking for my socks, or like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do. _____________________________________________________ This has been a public service message for Women to better understand the Male.


BBK - March 24

JLorenzo, you're a funny guy!!! Remember though, there are only 3 things women need to provide to keep a man happy, and about 22 things men need to do to keep their women happy.... What can I say? I'm glad we're having a daughter! LOL


JLorenzo - March 24

Yeah, you are right about that buddy! I am glad we are having a daughter as well!!!


autum - March 24

thats a good one josh


Elena - March 24

J-LOrenzo, ur a killer !!!! I was rolling on the floor laughing !( ROFL ). Ur too much ! but thanx for sharing !


Andrea - March 24

JLorenzo do you know my husband so well?....haha : o) Your crazy!!!


JLorenzo - March 25

So glad everyone likes it!



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