Making Fun Of Canadians Lol

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bradylove - February 22

These are too funny...just thought you guys might get a kick out of them...lol You know you're Canadian when........1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean. 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers and many more, are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a touque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee". 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey. 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-KAT-chew-w'n). 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade. 24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?" 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further (hehe)

 

lin7604 - February 22

i had that e-mailed to me quite a while ago, but it's all so very true! proud to be canadian! EH

 

Rabbits07 - February 22

I must be part Canadian as I relate to numbers 4 & 8....lol. So that makes me what....1/36 possible Canadian? I do have a complaint about Canada though so ironic that this thread should be here. I went to the carwash today and got my mini all lathered up then put 4 more quarters in to rinse and got nothing. I had to hunt the manager down and you know what the problem was? I had used a Canadian quarter and the machine didn't recognize it! The size is the same, but apparently there are some differences in the weight and some machines are very sensitive to the difference. Then I goof-balled and tried using it in the vacuum machine and it didn't work there either...lol.

 

olhdw101 - February 22

So true! A while ago I was on a flight to Denver and the lady that was sitting beside me says...."You must be Canadian" "I said how did you know"....She said " you've said eh 3x in the last 5 minutes...oppps...ha ha....too true!

 

srigles - February 22

Too funny... and I LOVE the Labatt Blue commercials!!! :)

 

bradylove - February 22

Rabbits, I've had the exact same issue with american quarters in our vending machines! Yeah I guess it is a weight issue...

 

chrissi79 - February 22

LOL - these are great, Eh?? LOL ;)

 

Smilefull - February 22

Hello out there! We're on the air...It's hockey night tonight......

 

bradylove - February 22

lol Smilefull!

 

torbman - February 22

You know your Canadian when you drink a 2-4 of American beer ... and still stand up...lol Hubby told me to write this.

 

bradylove - February 22

lol...yeah, we have real beer in Canada! The manly beer! Although I probably know a couple people who could still stand up after a 2-4. That tells you what kind of friends I have...hiccup!

 

Lisastar9 - February 22

cute I live in the province of "Saskatchewan"

 

LollyM - February 22

yes.. I am confused lol. Although when I visit fam. in Indiana, we do drink pop and drive on the highway =)

 

BriannasMummy - February 23

Love this stuff! Gave me a good giggle or 2! Im definatly a proud Canadian! ~Kristin~

 

mcatherine - February 23

Confused American here - can someone please tell me what a 2-4 is?

 

lin7604 - February 23

just a case of beer with 24 bottle in it.

 

kris313 - February 23

I work in Detroit and Windsor is a five minute drive, so Canada never seems that "foreign" to me. We pop over for lunch all the time. Is it true Windsor is considered tainted because there is so much interaction with the "American side?"

 

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