Something Funny Memories

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Jenn - January 31

Ok, so this isn't relavent to babies, but it is to the postpartum bodies and I think you ladies would find it amusing. I am starting to have a cleaning itch with this pregnancy and I found this cream under my bathroom sink and started laughing till I cried-so here it is. After I had my son-I had that funkiness down there-with the discharge and everything. Well, the discharge went away yet it still had that pregnant smell-sorry tmi-but my doc told me to be patient and it would go away. Well, I wasn't so I scheduled an appointment just to be sure that the smell was normal and not an infection. To my horror when I arrived at the docs-she was out for the day and a sub was in her place. I thought "how the h__l am I going to ask this chick why my cooch smells still??" So she did an exam and asked if I had any Q's and I just blurted it out-why do I stink?? She said she didn't know and wrote me a presciption. I went to walgreens and got it filled and the guy just looked at me, and I was like whats his deal?? He came back with this big box and asked if I'd like a bag-sure, I said and went home. Well, when I got that box open I was shocked!! It was this gun looking thing with tubes that I fill with gel and inject into my-well-you know!! I laughed my [email protected]# off and then chased my dh around with it. It said on the package that it was for bacterial infections of the va___a real big on it-no wonder that guy looked at me!! and that a commom side effect was green discharge and it sures itching and fowl odors!! I was soo embarrassed. I called my doc later and asked if I should use it, and she said no-the smell eventually did go away!! Just thought it was funny!!

 

shaylanrae - January 31

haha, oh god, i bet that guy was terrified to even pick that up....

 

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