NO FISH ARE SAFE

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jennifer_33106 - December 2

Missy and DB are on the loose!!! Hide those Mackerals ladies!!!

 

jennifer_33106 - December 2

*Special news bulletin* After a alleged attack on Mr. Bonkers by the alleged "Missy the mackeral lover", the mackeral has been seeing a therapist regularly but will need much treatment in order to move past this "Experience". Officials say that the fish and his owner may be filing charges. Pablo is still missing as of last night. A dead fish turned belly up was found this morning next to a pond by DB's residence. Local Officals have not released whether or not this could be in fact the missing Pablo. Keep the fish in your prayers. In other news, PB is getting ridiculed for "not being funny" Officials do not say whether these accusations could in fact be true. Either way she is taking much heat. In the weather we seem to have a storm brewing that could raise the chances of pregnancy by as much as 40% so experts advise everyone of childbearing age to keep a banana in their rear and a spare tampon for extra protection. Thank you for tuning into Jen Network News. Have a good night. Ok I am a bit bored but that was my special way of getting caught up. Have I missed anything? haha

 

Teddyfinch - December 2

Well, I went to the local Dollar Tree and purchased a home pregnancy test. I took said test and the result was a BIG FAT......NEGATIVE! And the crowd rejoiced. Hooray. Upon the advice of a fellow baby lover, I will be testing again in exactly 1 week. No sooner, no later. Come Monday, however, I will be visiting my doctor and, while she is turned around, will beat the living pewp out of her with my fish which I will keep concealed in my nifty new pants.

 

tish212 - December 2

*sits nervously chewing on nails outside the therapist's office* slowly 2 white coated workers emerge carrying a perturbed Mr. Bonkers strapped in a straight jacket.... *head drops down as I realize he's gone forever* as they wak down the hall little fish pleas of "I like it like that oh yeah....giggity giggity...." *looks around and finds frozen veggies...creates a air powered gun.... and sits in the bushes wating for missy to walk by...shes getting pellted with frozen brussel sprouts and broccoli....carrots and peas..... db is next....poor poor pablo.... OMG nemo isn't safe....are they off "finding nemo?!"

 

PreciousBaby19 - December 2

lol jenn..thas funny.

 

jennifer_33106 - December 2

*falls to ground seizing as Tish realizes she attacked the wrong person*... *Tish whisltes as she strolls away* Hi guys!! Is anyone on? PB did you get banned from pgy-info yet for the crime of "not being funny!?" Where is everyone!? Wel it is Sunday and I s'pose Sunday is a "family" day.

 

PreciousBaby19 - December 2

Nope still here ^_^

 

grow_up - December 2

Honey, I'm hoooome. What'd I miss?

 

jennifer_33106 - December 2

I was playing the game of life and I realized... I suck at it! haha

 

durante baby - December 2

lmao... Alright jenn, heres pablo! He kinda got lost and I had to track him down. Heres the story........Date: December 1st 2007, time: approx 430am when it all started. Location: Denny's and Local 525 JATC training center.....While out to eat breakfeast with my cla__smates at denny's. While enjoting a nice warm meal, Pablo and a fellow cla__smate decided they had to use the puplic unination chambers. We did not know at the time but the back splash of fecal matter cause severe pregnancy for Pablo..Later that morning at approx. 8am, still not aware of the pregnancy takeing over poor pablos body, he was standing on my shoulder. My teacher then approched me to chew my a__s out (not in a good way either) for refuseing to remove Pablo from the cla__s. Pablo appearently didnt like me getting yelled at, and the rageing hormones from his severe pregnancy infection, made him go manic. He then jumped off my shoulder and bit my teacher on the nuts, automatically infecting him with pregnancy as well...I distracted the teacher with a banana cure while pablo ran for dear life...I had not been able to find him for hours, then I finally found him, at the bar danceing on the bar....I pulled him down and tried force feeding him a banana to cure his pregnancy before it was too late...he then lead me to the bathroom, and showed me what i would never have exspected 2 little pabecals (half pablo and half fecal)...It was to latefor the bananas...he decided that considewring the location of the denny's that chances are it was a white mans fecal matter, so him wanted his new bread baby pabecals to have names of their new heritage. He names them BOB and MIKE PABLECALS....well here are pablo, bob, and mike...Sorry for the late return.

 

tish212 - December 2

hey hey hey

 

PreciousBaby19 - December 2

i think everyone sucks at the game of life jenn...and lol db

 

jennifer_33106 - December 2

Wow.... So..... I am a..... Grandma!? OH GOD!!! *Hugs bob and mike squeezing a lil too hard and wind up with brown residue and corn smudges on shirt* DB Thank you for the return of Pablo and his fecababies or as you know them, pabecals. I can not believe that I am a grandma. Too bad te pregnancy donar her to be white. I was hoping they would have some color to them. Not this pasty white color... *idea! Grabs brown marker ad colors them in* There if you dont have the dark genes then I will force them upon you. This whole scene reminds me of South Park. haha

 

jennifer_33106 - December 2

I shouldnt have gone to college. haha Forget it!! college is for fools!!

 

grow_up - December 2

Now you can call them nahojay and and shaquandra

 

tish212 - December 2

where is everyone? I'm bored sitting here at dh best friends house...huge group of guys playing ps3 call of duty 4 online...and well I suck at it...guess I'm better at smacking people with fish.....

 

hope-31 - December 2

im here tish

 

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